I came, I clicked,
You: “I’m only 35, I have my whole life ahead of me.”
Sports Broadcaster: “Here comes the oldest player in the league. He’s 32. A miracle.”
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- A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completelyโฆ
- I’m just sad the public school system failed him so badly
- My desire to be well informed is currently at odds with my desire to remain sane
- A heckler interrupted Nikita Khrushchev in the middle of a speech in which he denounced Stalinโฆ
- Relationship advice: Always make sure one of you have good credit