You: "I'm only 35, I have my whole life ahead of me."
Sports Broadcaster: "Here comes the oldest player in the league. He's 32. A miracle."
Short joke 👇
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate.
And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it
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- I'm just sad the public school system failed him so badly
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- A heckler interrupted Nikita Khrushchev in the middle of a speech in which he denounced Stalin…
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