I was chatting with this military bloke the other day, and the subject got onto how many women we have slept with.
I could see he started to count his, but the next thing I know he fell asleep.
Short joke 👇
Dad: Son In Iraq I killed 15 people.
Son: Dad you were a helicopter mechanic
Dad: Never said I was a good one
More jokes 👇
- Australians don’t have sex…
- I'm going insane…
- The most awkward situation in urology occurs when a patient who is a few years post vasectomy comes in requesting a repeat semen analysis because their partner just got pregnant, the SA shows zero sperm and the patient is like, “wow I guess the child is a miracle
- Relationship advice: Always make sure one of you have good credit
- YOUNGER ME WATCHING ANY NEW STAR WARS: Wait, so this society keeps reverting back to fascism no matter how many times the good guys win?? That's ridiculous…
- Under no circumstances should humanity create machines in our own image