I came, I clicked,
YOUNGER ME WATCHING ANY NEW STAR WARS: Wait, so this society keeps reverting back to fascism no matter how many times the good guys win?? That’s ridiculous.
CURRENT ME WATCHING POLITICAL EVENTS: Oh.
Short joke 👇
More jokes 👇
- I was riding in an Uber with a gay male colleague when his Grindr app notification went off on his phoneโฆ
- I was chatting with this military bloke the other day, and the subject got onto how many women we have slept withโฆ
- I’m going insaneโฆ
- I made my bed and found a half eaten butter stick in itโฆ
- Under no circumstances should humanity create machines in our own image
- MY physics teacher: You have a lot of potentialโฆ