MY physics teacher: You have a lot of potential. You should use it.
Me realising we are standing at the top of a building after failing my exams: …
Short joke 👇
When Batman is investigating a crime, the most likely explanation is that the Joker did it.
That’s Arkham’s Razor.
More jokes 👇
- Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other
- Under no circumstances should humanity create machines in our own image
- YOUNGER ME WATCHING ANY NEW STAR WARS: Wait, so this society keeps reverting back to fascism no matter how many times the good guys win?? That’s ridiculous…
- My girlfriend is leaving me saying I am not American enough…
- I once saw a woman talking to her dog
- Did I “kill a plant”, or did the plant not have what it takes to thrive in this fast-paced environment?