I came, I clicked,




I’m going insane.
Does anyone want anything?
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More jokes 👇
- My desire to be well informed is currently at odds with my desire to remain sane
- The most awkward situation in urology occurs when a patient who is a few years post vasectomy comes in requesting a repeat semen analysis because their partner just got pregnant, the SA shows zero sperm and the patient is like, โwow I guess the child is a miracle
- Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a dayโฆ
- A heckler interrupted Nikita Khrushchev in the middle of a speech in which he denounced Stalinโฆ
- I was chatting with this military bloke the other day, and the subject got onto how many women we have slept withโฆ
- YOUNGER ME WATCHING ANY NEW STAR WARS: Wait, so this society keeps reverting back to fascism no matter how many times the good guys win?? That’s ridiculousโฆ