I came, I clicked,
Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day,
Push a man into a volcano and the sun god will ensure a bountiful harvest this season.
Short joke 👇
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- The most awkward situation in urology occurs when a patient who is a few years post vasectomy comes in requesting a repeat semen analysis because their partner just got pregnant, the SA shows zero sperm and the patient is like, โwow I guess the child is a miracle
- I’m going insaneโฆ