I came, I clicked,
Sure, I made mistakes when I was younger.
But now that I’m older, I’ve learned to make different, far more serious mistakes.
More jokes 👇
- I’m just sad the public school system failed him so badly
- I ask my wife if we could try to do it doggy styleโฆ
- “Before I met my wife, I always felt incomplete; now Iโm finished”โฆ
- Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a dayโฆ
- I was in a job interview today when the manager handed me his laptop and said, “I want you to try and sell this to meโฆ
- My desire to be well informed is currently at odds with my desire to remain sane