I came, I clicked,
I was in a job interview today when the manager handed me his laptop and said, “I want you to try and sell this to me.”
So I put it under my arm, walked out of the building, and went home.
Eventually, he called my mobile and said, “Bring it back here right now!”
I said, “$200 and it’s yours.”
Short joke 👇
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