An argument is when you are trying to determine WHO is right, a conversation is when you are trying to determine WHAT is right.
Short joke 👇
The asteroid that ended the dinosaurs was technically the highest ratio of killing birds to one stone in Earth’s history.
More jokes 👇
- When suicide is the *only* cause of death, we’ll know we’ve either completely succeeded or completely failed
- I was once in an elevator and a girl dropped her iPhone as she stepped in, and we both listened to it careen thunderously down the shaft for what seemed like five minutes, our eyes wide with shock…
- Living is easy
- It’s weird that people interpret the moral of The Pied Piper story as “Don’t trust strangers” when really it’s “Always pay freelancers”
- HUGE plot hole in reality: every person carries around a device with access to the totality of human knowledge and yet people are constantly wrong about everything
- Batman: I must save this city…