Batman: I must save this city.
Alfred: Well you’re a billionaire so maybe redistr-
Batman: This bat suit is the only way.
Short joke 👇
- Why didn’t Elsa see a doctor for her sore throat and cough?
- Because a cold never bothered her anyway.
More jokes 👇
- “Hello! Do you have a minute to talk about Dracula?”…
- HUGE plot hole in reality: every person carries around a device with access to the totality of human knowledge and yet people are constantly wrong about everything
- An argument is when you are trying to determine WHO is right, a conversation is when you are trying to determine WHAT is right
- It’s hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning
- “If you could be anyone for a day, who would you be?”…
- It’s terrifying that both of these things are true at the same time in this world…