"Hello! Do you have a minute to talk about Dracula?"
"No- wait, Dracula?"
"Yes. We have pamphlets."
"Vampires have missionaries?"
"Where else would new vampires come from?"
"I assumed you bit people."
"There are many hurtful stereotypes. May we come in?"
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