Thoughts (216 jokes)

• 🖥️ Technology

So imagination has no limit? Try to imagine a new color.

Someone in this world has consumed more mayonnaise than anyone else currently alive and they don’t even know it.

Some people can’t sleep because they have insomnia. I can’t sleep because I have an Internet connection.

• 🖥️ Technology

Sometimes, I’ll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it.

Success is like pregnancy.
Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.

Success is the best revenge?
Bullshit. Revenge is the best revenge.

Sure, I made mistakes when I was younger.
But now that I’m older, I’ve learned to make different, far more serious mistakes.

Talent hits a target no one else can hit
Genius hits a target no one else can see

The asteroid that ended the dinosaurs was technically the highest ratio of killing birds to one stone in Earth’s history.

• 🐪 Animals