Someone in this world has consumed more mayonnaise than anyone else currently alive and they don’t even know it

I came, I clicked,

Someone in this world has consumed more mayonnaise than anyone else currently alive and they don’t even know it.

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A random joke?

Short joke 👇

I’ve not failed.
I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, then my illegal logging business is a success.

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