I came, I clicked,
Never turn down a breath mint.
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- If there was an Eleventh Commandment, they would have broken that too
- Save a lollipop, suck my dick
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- Sorry for typos! My tweet that said “Have just received word of my Nobel Prize nomination” should have read “Had doughnut for lunch
- There cannot be a crisis next week
- There’s a rule that says bureaucracies follow a 3/2 law: to double productivity, you need three times many employees