There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
Short joke 👇
Can’t wait for our cyberpunk future where roving bands of techno-thieves shoot down delivery drones for loot.
More jokes 👇
- An expert is someone who’s committed all the possible mistakes in a field
- Never turn down a breath mint
- Save a lollipop, suck my dick
- The closer you are to death, the harder you cling to life
- There’s a rule that says bureaucracies follow a 3/2 law: to double productivity, you need three times many employees
- I told a great UDP joke at a staff meeting one time, but almost nobody got it