An expert is someone who's committed all the possible mistakes in a field.
Short joke 👇
I just read a list of “100 Things To Do Before You Die”...
I was quite surprised that “Yell for help” wasn't one of them.
More jokes 👇
- Sorry for typos! My tweet that said "Have just received word of my Nobel Prize nomination" should have read "Had doughnut for lunch
- If there was an Eleventh Commandment, they would have broken that too
- If I poop I might miss UPS
- There cannot be a crisis next week
- That awkward moment when you are so bored and say you have nothing to do but in reality you have a bunch of homework to do and you'd still rather being bored that doing it
- Give a man a camera and he'll point it at a woman…