I’m on this new diet

I came, I clicked,

I’m on this new diet. Well, I don’t eat anything and when I feel like I’m about to faint I eat a cube of cheese.

A random joke?

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Swallow, bitch! There are people starving in Africa.

Why didn’t Elsa see a doctor for her sore throat and cough?: Because a cold never bothered her anyway.

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