I’m on this new diet

I came, I clicked,

I’m on this new diet. Well, I don’t eat anything and when I feel like I’m about to faint I eat a cube of cheese.

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My god, I made my child dinner just last night, and now he’s asking for dinner again.

The three unwritten rules of life

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