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Technology (195 jokes)
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interviewer: if you can explain what deadlocks are, I’ll hire you
me: hire me, and I’ll explain deadlocks
I renamed my iPhone to “The Titanic”. Each time I connect it to iTunes, I see ‘The Titanic is syncing’.
🔗View jokeI told my teenage niece to go get me a phone book…
She laughed at me, and said “Oh uncle J you’re so old. Just use my phone.”
So I slammed her phone against the wall to kill a spider.
🔗View jokeIt’s funny how everyone I encounter is really optimistic about self-driving cars except the one person I know who codes self-driving vehicles.
🔗View jokeIt’s terrifying that both of these things are true at the same time in this world:
- computers drive cars around
- the state of the art test to check that you’re not a computer is whether you can successful identify stop signs in pictures
I’ve decided that from January 1st, I’m only going to watch things that are 1080p and above.
It’s my new year’s resolution.
I walked down a street where the houses were numbered 64K, 128K, 256K, 512K and 1MB
That was a trip down memory lane