I use a dark theme when coding.
Because light attracts bugs.
Short joke 👇
I'm teaching my kids to play Mario Kart so they know life is kind of fun but mostly infuriating and unfair.
More jokes 👇
- "For all I know, the universe started on January 1st 1970 exactly at midnight"…
- You got an IQ that matches your shoe size
- Given the current price of gas, it's cheaper to snort cocain and run where I gotta go
- When I travel, I usually pack underwear like "what if I shit myself every single day? Twice?!"
- It's funny how last names like Smith or Taylor are essentially the past equivalent of someone being named Productmanager
- Brezhnev is speaking at a party meeting