Technology (195 jokes)

Why is EA the worst gaming company in America?

Because Ubisoft is in France.

With inflation at 7.5%, you lose half your money in 9 years. The only way to outperform that consistently, that I have found, is crypto. Just this year I’ve already lost half my money.

• 💰 Money

Yes, yes Java updater.
“3 billons devices run java”.
14 million people have syphilis, too, but that doesn’t mean I want it.

Your awesome smart phone is the crappiest tech your child will ever see. It’s their Commodore 64.

Zuckerberg: “the more you know about a person, the better conversation you can have with them.”
Obviously the guy has never been married.

• 👫 Man and woman