Technology (195 jokes)

Unless you’re over 60, you weren’t promised flying cars. You were promised an oppressive cyberpunk dystopia.
Here you go.

• 💭 Thoughts

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*Edit: seems like the ctrl key on my keyboard is not working

Virtual meetings are basically modern seances.
“Elizabeth are you here?”
“Make a sound if you can hear us.”
“Is anyone else with you?”
“We can’t see you, can you hear us?”

voldemort: so yeah suck it my soul is split across seven unique objects
harry potter: what the hell how why
voldemort: okay so first imagine we have a ledger of transactions, but instead of living in a single computer it lives on everybodys computer. now, by ‘mining’ we ca-

• 🧙‍♂️ Fantasy

WARNING: AdBlock makes you unattractive to women. I just installed it and now all the horny singles in my area have suddenly lost interest

• 🍆 Sex

We’ve discovered a planet almost identical to Earth; if it turns out Apple made it expect God to be receiving a lawsuit soon.

• ✝️ Christian

“What are your real feelings about your mother?”
Password security questions getting very Freudian.

• 🛋️ Psychiatrist

What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K?

HDMI

• 🧙‍♂️ Fantasy

What do you call a stolen Tesla?

An Edison.