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Technology (195 jokes)

Unless you’re over 60, you weren’t promised flying cars. You were promised an oppressive cyberpunk dystopia.
Here you go.

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*Edit: seems like the ctrl key on my keyboard is not working

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Virtual meetings are basically modern seances.
โ€œElizabeth are you here?โ€
โ€œMake a sound if you can hear us.โ€
โ€œIs anyone else with you?โ€
โ€œWe can’t see you, can you hear us?โ€

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voldemort: so yeah suck it my soul is split across seven unique objects
harry potter: what the hell how why
voldemort: okay so first imagine we have a ledger of transactions, but instead of living in a single computer it lives on everybodys computer. now, by โ€˜mining’ we ca-

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WARNING: AdBlock makes you unattractive to women. I just installed it and now all the horny singles in my area have suddenly lost interest

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We build our computer (systems) the way we build our cities: over time, without a plan, on top of ruins.
Ellen Ullman
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We’ve discovered a planet almost identical to Earth; if it turns out Apple made it expect God to be receiving a lawsuit soon.

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“What are your real feelings about your mother?”
Password security questions getting very Freudian.

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What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K?
HDMI
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What do you call a stolen Tesla?
An Edison.
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