Technology (195 jokes)

The plural of “index” is “indices”
The plural of “vertex” is “vertices”
The plural of “mutex” is “deadlock”

The problem with a UDP joke is that you have no idea if people got it

• 🇺🇸 America

There is no features. Only broken bugs.

There were 53 kilobytes of digital memory worldwide in 1953.

The S in IoT stands for ‘security’

This is my new game. its called First Person Shooter and in it you have to shoot people who comment “first” on Youtube.

To every problem there is a right solution, a Java solution, a PHP solution and one that uses regex.

TWITTER RECOMMENDATION ALGORITHM: would you like to see some porn your friends like?
FACEBOOK RECOMMENDATION ALGORITHM: this terrible thing happened a year ago!
AMAZON RECOMMENDATION ALGORITHM: buy five more TVs.
YOUTUBE RECOMMENDATION ALGORITHM: would you like to become a Nazi?

• 🍆 Sex
• ☭ Social system

Under no circumstances should humanity create machines in our own image. I mean, have you met us?