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Technology (195 jokes)
See also:
- Bitcoin
- a bunch of computer code that a bunch of criminals, idealists and speculators agree is worth “real” money. Sadly, its real-money value swings widely, making it impractical except for criminals, idealists and speculators.
Calm down about the Net Neutrality thing…
Paying additional money to access certain sites will give you a sense of pride and accomplishment.
Can’t wait for our cyberpunk future where roving bands of techno-thieves shoot down delivery drones for loot.
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, short for “C++ Analysis Tool”, is a command line utility designed for analyzing a C++ program and displaying which lines of code are potentially unsafe.
It pairs really nicely with the “release manager” tool (rm
), which blocks bad code from being released.
Complaints of 99ยข games being too short are insane. A generation that never saw the inside of a video arcade could never understand.
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