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Technology (195 jokes)
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If you write out the basic facts of trees, but framed as technology, it sounds like impossible sci-fi nonsense. Self-replicating, solar-powered machines that synthesize carbon dioxide and rainwater into oxygen and sturdy building materials on a planetary scale.
🔗View jokeI got arrested for illegally downloading Wikipedia in its entirety. Before I got arrested I said “wait I can explain everything”
🔗View jokeI love how bank transfers are the canonical database transaction example when banks take days to execute them and allow dirty reads the entire time
🔗View jokeI’m a 5G installation engineer and people are constantly accusing me with bizarre conspiracy theories, such as how 5G is giving them headaches, or killing their sperm. I think they are completely crazy.
4G must’ve fried their brains.
Imagine if last names were invented now, so instead of โSmithโ and โBaker,โ we had โFrontenddeveloperโ and โSocialmediaconsultant.โ
🔗View jokeI met an Amish programmer. I asked, isn’t using advanced technology against your religion? He said, Ja, that’s why we code in PHP.
🔗View jokeI’m teaching my kids to play Mario Kart so they know life is kind of fun but mostly infuriating and unfair.
🔗View jokeI’m thinking remote employees would be more popular if we en masse rename ourselves “employees in the cloud”.
🔗View jokeI now know that the thing I want MOST in the world is a parrot trained to say “OK Google”
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