I’m teaching my kids to play Mario Kart so they know life is kind of fun but mostly infuriating and unfair.
Short joke 👇
Sometimes, I’ll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it.
More jokes 👇
- lol my boss just called me into his office and told me I’ve been spending too much time on stupid websites…
- Due to company password policy we will be requiring all staff who get an iPhone to have their face surgically altered every 90 days
- If you ever do something that “feels like a hack but it works,” just remember that a CPU is literally a rock that we tricked into thinking
- Remember in the 90s to get online you had to murder a robot each time, and it would scream and scream until its death powered your internet
- If you’d told me 10 years ago I’d be able to play real Mario Kart on the bus to work, I would not have believed I would get a bus to work
- “I liked this paper, but it’s a pity the tables and graphs were on the page they were discussed instead of hidden at the end”…