I’m teaching my kids to play Mario Kart so they know life is kind of fun but mostly infuriating and unfair

I came, I clicked,

I’m teaching my kids to play Mario Kart so they know life is kind of fun but mostly infuriating and unfair.

A random joke?

Short joke 👇

Sometimes, I’ll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it.

Talent hits a target no one else can hit
Genius hits a target no one else can see

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lol my boss just called me into his office and told me I’ve been spending too much time on stupid websites…
Due to company password policy we will be requiring all staff who get an iPhone to have their face surgically altered every 90 days
If you ever do something that “feels like a hack but it works,” just remember that a CPU is literally a rock that we tricked into thinking
Remember in the 90s to get online you had to murder a robot each time, and it would scream and scream until its death powered your internet
If you’d told me 10 years ago I’d be able to play real Mario Kart on the bus to work, I would not have believed I would get a bus to work
“I liked this paper, but it’s a pity the tables and graphs were on the page they were discussed instead of hidden at the end”…