Thoughts (219 jokes)

There are three types of showers:

1. Quick body wash
2. Hair and body wash
3. Stare at the wall thinking about how you are going to solve all the world problems until the hot water runs out.

There are two types of people in this world.
Avoid them both.

There is a saying in France that the higher a monkey climbs, the more he shows his bottom.

• 🇫🇷 France

The swordfish has no natural predators to fear from except the penfish, which is supposed to be even mightier.

The world hates change, yet it is the only thing that has brought progress.

They say “don’t look a gift horse in the mouth”
The most famous gift horse in history became a huge problem because no one bothered to look inside.

• 🏺 Antiquity

They say God only gives us what we can handle.
Apparently, God thinks I’m a badass.

This is a good life lesson : never try anything new, or you will fail.