Thoughts (221 jokes)

There are three types of showers:

1. Quick body wash
2. Hair and body wash
3. Stare at the wall thinking about how you are going to solve all the world problems until the hot water runs out.

There are two types of people in this world.
Avoid them both.

There is a saying in France that the higher a monkey climbs, the more he shows his bottom.

• 🇫🇷 France

The swordfish has no natural predators to fear from except the penfish, which is supposed to be even mightier.

The universe is born.
13.8 billion years pass.
200 billion trillion stars are born.
A band of murderous monkeys on a rock circling one of these stars says, “We must be the reason for all this.”
Shortly after, the monkeys blow themselves up.

The world hates change, yet it is the only thing that has brought progress.

They say “don’t look a gift horse in the mouth”
The most famous gift horse in history became a huge problem because no one bothered to look inside.

• 🏺 Antiquity