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Thoughts (216 jokes)
There are two things in the world you never wanna let people see how you make them: laws and sausages.
The West Wing
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There are two types of people in this world.
Avoid them both.
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There is a saying in France that the higher a monkey climbs, the more he shows his bottom.
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The swordfish has no natural predators to fear from except the penfish, which is supposed to be even mightier.
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The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit.
Nelson Henderson
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The world hates change, yet it is the only thing that has brought progress.
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They say โdonโt look a gift horse in the mouthโ
The most famous gift horse in history became a huge problem because no one bothered to look inside.
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They say God only gives us what we can handle.
Apparently, God thinks I’m a badass.
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This is a good life lesson : never try anything new, or you will fail.
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Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
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