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Thoughts (222 jokes)

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The optimist invents the airplane and the pessimist the parachute.
Gladys Bronwyn Stern
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The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts and the stupid ones are full of confidence
Charles Bukowski
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There are three types of showers:

  1. Quick body wash
  2. Hair and body wash
  3. Stare at the wall thinking about how you are going to solve all the world problems until the hot water runs out.
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There are two things in the world you never wanna let people see how you make them: laws and sausages.
The West Wing
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There are two types of people in this world.
Avoid them both.

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There is a saying in France that the higher a monkey climbs, the more he shows his bottom.

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The swordfish has no natural predators to fear from except the penfish, which is supposed to be even mightier.

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The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit.
Nelson Henderson
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The universe is born.
13.8 billion years pass.
200 billion trillion stars are born.
A band of murderous monkeys on a rock circling one of these stars says, “We must be the reason for all this.”
Shortly after, the monkeys blow themselves up.

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The world hates change, yet it is the only thing that has brought progress.

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