Technology (195 jokes)

HUGE plot hole in reality: every person carries around a device with access to the totality of human knowledge and yet people are constantly wrong about everything.

Hydra Code : Code that cannot be fixed. One fix causes two new bugs.

I accidentally called Alexa “Siri”, and now the thermostat is set to 90 degrees and I can’t unlock my doors or windows.

I accidentally messed up my life how do I start a new account?

ICANN has .cheezburger ? #protolol

I changed all my passwords to “incorrect”.
So if I forget, I will be reminded, “Your password is incorrect.”

I changed my Gmail password to “Tiananmen” and I never had to suffer from break-ins from Chinese IPs ever since.

I don’t understand how the people of Tunisia overthrew their government without me signing an e-petition or changing my Twitter avatar.

If all your friends jumped off a bridge would you follow them?

Machine Learning algorithm: yes.

If I had a dollar for every minute I’ve ever spent on the internet, only god knows where I’d be right now… probably still on the internet.