I accidentally messed up my life how do I start a new account?
Short joke 👇
Q:How did Metallica get people to stop pirating their music?
A;They stopped releasing anything worth listening to.
More jokes 👇
- I have a dig bick
- I lost 40 pounds in one day and YOU CAN TOO if you cut off your leg
- Not all mysteries are solvable, but the joy comes in the pursuit
- Porn gives young people an unrealistic and unhealthy idea of how quickly a plumber will come to your house
- Sorry, but the official story behind 9/11 just doesn't make sense
- The question "Would you rather watch porn with or of your parents?" perfectly split the bar last night based solely on nationality