Technology (195 jokes)

Google doesn’t need to leave Santa a cookie. The one it left last year doesn’t expire until 2038 :)

Hardest thing about working in an office: relearning how to write code with my shoes on

Has anyone who says the future of work is remote been on a video call before?

• 💭 Thoughts

He keeps texting me, saying “busy with COD” what does this fish have that i don’t?

• 👫 Man and woman

Hiring a dev because of their skills with a library is like hiring someone to drive your wife to the maternity ward because they rock at GTA.

How can you tell if somebody owns an Apple product?

Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.

Q:How did Metallica get people to stop pirating their music?
A;They stopped releasing anything worth listening to.

How do you milk sheep?

Bring out a new iPhone and charge $1000 for it.

How old were you when you realized it’s called “firmware” because it’s halfway between “hardware” and “software”?

HTTP status ranges in a nutshell:

• 1xx: hold on
• 2xx: here you go
• 3xx: go away
• 4xx: you fucked up
• 5xx: I fucked up