Technology (195 jokes)

eBay is so useless
I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 18,061 matches

• 💭 Thoughts

Fact: the best way to stop piracy is to call your band Naked Children or Child pornography.

Few things unite an engineering team like mutual distaste for Jira

• 👷 Engineer

First time my account creation is rejected on a website with error: “Password already used by another user”

Follow me on Instagram, I’ll buy you an imaginary ice cream cone (imaginary chocolate or imaginary vanilla only).

For every ‘normal” web page, there are five porn pages.

• 🍆 Sex

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to phish and he earns up to $10,000 a day from home. CLICK TO LEARN MORE.

Go act mature somewhere else. This is the internet buddy.

• 💥 Insults