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Hardest thing about working in an office: relearning how to write code with my shoes on
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- You are much more likely to get what you ask for than what you deserve
- Dance like nobody’s watching
- A post mortem? Ha! That would require us to have some idea as to what just happened
- It’s funny how everyone I encounter is really optimistic about self-driving cars except the one person I know who codes self-driving vehicles
- This is my new game
- A wise person once said, “Hardware eventually fails