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I’m a hostess at a restaurant and my favorite thing to do is ask 14/15 year old boys who are out on dates if they want a kids menu.
🔗View jokeInterviewer: How do you explain this four year gap on your resume?
Me: That’s when I went to Yale.
Interviewer: That’s impressive. You are hired.
Me: Thanks. I really need this Yob.
INTERVIEWER: it says here on your resume that you’re good at small talk?
ME: สธแตหข
INTERVIEWER: holy shit
I started a new job.
My boss said “Hi, my name is Rebecca, but people call me Becky”. I said “My name is Kyle, but people call me Dick”.
She said “how do you get Dick from Kyle?”
I replied “you just ask nicely”.
Also, I’m looking for another job.
🔗View jokeI sure am glad I’m not Sisyphus, cursed to forever do the same task. I am constantly making progress on my job and rewarded with new tasks.
🔗View jokeI used to sell security alarms door to door, and I was really good at it.
If no one was home, I would just leave a brochure on the kitchen table.
I was in a job interview today when the manager handed me his laptop and said, “I want you to try and sell this to me.”
So I put it under my arm, walked out of the building, and went home.
Eventually, he called my mobile and said, “Bring it back here right now!”
I said, “$200 and it’s yours.”