I’m a hostess at a restaurant and my favorite thing to do is ask 14/15 year old boys who are out on dates if they want a kids menu

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I’m a hostess at a restaurant and my favorite thing to do is ask 14/15 year old boys who are out on dates if they want a kids menu.

A random joke?

Short joke 👇

I asked my mum “How much is a couple?”
“2 or 3” she replied.

Probably explains why her marriage collapsed.

My girlfriend just emailed me.
She said, “thespacebuttonisbrokenonmylaptop.canyougivemeanalternative”

Does anyone know what “ternative” mean?