// is the speedup operator.
// before the statement you want to speed up. Works in C++, Java and a few others!
Short joke 👇
Q:How did Metallica get people to stop pirating their music?
A;They stopped releasing anything worth listening to.
More jokes 👇
- I’m a hostess at a restaurant and my favorite thing to do is ask 14/15 year old boys who are out on dates if they want a kids menu
- Unless you’re over 60, you weren’t promised flying cars…
- So the secret to good self-esteem is to lower your expectations to the point where they’re already met?
- I told you I’d be ready in 5 minutes, so stop calling me every half-hour !
- Aaugh! It’s a half-hour later than it was half an hour ago! Run! Run!
- Remember, Mondays are fine