Remember, Mondays are fine. It’s your life that sucks.
Short joke 👇
My boss: “You’re fired.”
Me: turns in gun and badge
My boss: “You’re a waiter where did you get those”
More jokes 👇
- Blue Screen Of Death As A Service
- Aaugh! It’s a half-hour later than it was half an hour ago! Run! Run!
- Programming ProTip: `//` is the speedup operator…
- I was thinking to myself like “brain is pretty amazing” then I realized it was my brain telling me to think that…
- America was not shut down properly…
- Every year, unknowingly, we pass the anniversary of our future death