I was thinking to myself like “brain is pretty amazing” then I realized it was my brain telling me to think that…

I came, I clicked,

I was thinking to myself like “brain is pretty amazing” then I realized it was my brain telling me to think that.
What a cocky asshole.

A random joke?

Short joke 👇

“The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed” might be my favorite saying of the week.

I’m teaching my kids to play Mario Kart so they know life is kind of fun but mostly infuriating and unfair.