INTERVIEWER: it says here on your resume that you’re good at small talk? …

I came, I clicked,

INTERVIEWER: it says here on your resume that you’re good at small talk?
ME: ʸᵉˢ
INTERVIEWER: holy shit

A random joke?

Short joke 👇

I’m a hostess at a restaurant and my favorite thing to do is ask 14/15 year old boys who are out on dates if they want a kids menu.

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.