I came, I clicked,
are u http? because without u im just ://
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- There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominatorโฆ
- Batman is like “oooh I dont ‘kill’ people that’s bad and evil I punch them until they are incapacitated with life altering injuries for life and have them put a strain on the healthcare system for the next 40 years
- Who needs the dang metric system when we have a perfectly good system of measurement based off the foot size of and old English king?
- Still engaged in your experiment to prove a maximum threshold of human idiocy? Good for you! Very empirical of you
- INTERVIEWER: it says here on your resume that you’re good at small talk? โฆ
- [I get home to find a note on the refrigerator that says “I’m leaving and I’m taking the kids”]โฆ