Who needs the dang metric system when we have a perfectly good system of measurement based off the foot size of and old English king?
Short joke 👇
Actually, Fahrenheit is the name of the scientist; Fahrenheit's Monster is the name of the unit of measurement.
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- Batman is like "oooh I dont 'kill' people that's bad and evil I punch them until they are incapacitated with life altering injuries for life and have them put a strain on the healthcare system for the next 40 years
- are u http? because without u im just ://