I came, I clicked,
I dont mind mosquitos sucking my blood (i have plenty to go around) what annoys me is the need to inject the itch juice into my skin….like I’m already feeding you why are you being such a bitch. Imagine if i slapped my mom every time she made me dinner.
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- I’m programming so that one day I have enough money to focus on my real passion: programming
- I love how bank transfers are the canonical database transaction example when banks take days to execute them and allow dirty reads the entire time
- In your pursuit of “beginner friendly”, careful not to become “expert hostile”
- Box: meow…
- Who needs the dang metric system when we have a perfectly good system of measurement based off the foot size of and old English king?
- Batman is like “oooh I dont ‘kill’ people that’s bad and evil I punch them until they are incapacitated with life altering injuries for life and have them put a strain on the healthcare system for the next 40 years