I came, I clicked,
Batman is like “oooh I dont ‘kill’ people that’s bad and evil I punch them until they are incapacitated with life altering injuries for life and have them put a strain on the healthcare system for the next 40 years. Oh, did i mention my family owns, like, all of the hospitals?”
Short joke 👇
More jokes 👇
- Saying “my life sucks” when something goes wrongโฆ
- Who needs the dang metric system when we have a perfectly good system of measurement based off the foot size of and old English king?
- I dont mind mosquitos sucking my blood
- Europeans’ out of offices are like “I will not be working until 18 Septemberโฆ
- are u http? because without u im just ://
- INTERVIEWER: it says here on your resume that you’re good at small talk? โฆ