I came, I clicked,
Saying “my life sucks” when something goes wrong
- self deprecating
- depressing
- makes you sadder.
Saying “God is trying to stop me because he fears my power”
- motivational
- empowering
- true
More jokes 👇
- He keeps texting me, saying โbusy with CODโ what does this fish have that i don’t?
- The plural of “index” is “indices”โฆ
- I’m programming so that one day I have enough money to focus on my real passion: programming
- Batman is like “oooh I dont ‘kill’ people that’s bad and evil I punch them until they are incapacitated with life altering injuries for life and have them put a strain on the healthcare system for the next 40 years
- There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominatorโฆ
- Respect is like manureโฆ