Work (45 jokes)

Today, I learned that a school of piranhas can strip all the flesh off of a child’s body in less than a minute.

On the downside, I lost my job at the aquarium.

Today my carelessness made someone late for work. He could lose his job, his home. Sir, if you’re reading this, I can’t replace the extra 0.74 seconds you sat at that green light, but your honk—still echoing in my soul—serves as a harsh reminder that my actions have consequences.

WHAT DO WE WANT? fewer deadlines!
WHEN DO WE WANT IT? see, this is the problem

When you quit your job to start your own business, you just substitute depression for anxiety.

• ☭ Social system
• 💭 Thoughts

Why is every gender equality officer female?

Because it is cheaper.