Today, I learned that a school of piranhas can strip all the flesh off of a child’s body in less than a minute…

I came, I clicked,

Today, I learned that a school of piranhas can strip all the flesh off of a child’s body in less than a minute.

On the downside, I lost my job at the aquarium.

A random joke?

Short joke 👇

I used to sell security alarms door to door, and I was really good at it.
If no one was home, I would just leave a brochure on the kitchen table.

If you’d told me 10 years ago I’d be able to play real Mario Kart on the bus to work, I would not have believed I would get a bus to work.