I came, I clicked,
Pothead gets really high on some good shit and goes home.
Gets inside the house and sees his fathers shoes!
โย Oh shit, I better hide somewhere before my pops finds out that I got high again! Ok, Ok, I am gonna hide in the living room…
He opens the living room door, and sees his dad sitting there and reading a newspaper.
โย my bad pops, sorry.. .
He shuts the door.
โ Ok, Ok, I am gonna hide in the kitchen !
Our pothead rushes to the kitchen, opens the door and sees the same thing, his father is sitting there and reading a newspaper.
โ Uhm… sorry pops…
Shit, he is fast…
โ Then I am going to hide in the balcony!!
He rushes to the balcony, opens the door and the same thing… dad sitting there with the newspaper… but before he gets to apologize:
โ Son, you open the bathroom door one more time, I am gonna come out and beat the shit out of you.
Short joke 👇
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