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LaTeX presents a welcome change from WYSIWYG (What You See Is What You Get) towards WYGIFA: What You Get Is Fucking Awesome
🔗View jokelol my boss just called me into his office and told me I’ve been spending too much time on stupid websites.
Hold on he’s saying something else now
ME, IN TEARS: you can’t just say every single part of a computer system is a file
UNIX, POINTING AT THE MOUSE: file
Me: What’s the wifi password?
Bartender: You need to buy a drink first.
Me: Okay, I’ll have a coke.
Bartender: Is Pepsi okay?
Me: Sure. How much is that?
Bartender: $3.
Me: There you go. So what’s the wifi password?
Bartender: You need to buy a drink first. No spaces, all lowercase.
🔗View joke“Minds are basically computers” is wrong if you think of computers as abstract Turing machines but spot on if you think of computers as a horrible assemblage of kludges bridging incompatible legacy code which only work because critical bugs are masking other critical bugs.
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