Sex (184 jokes)

When I was young, my father emphasized every day how important it was to wear a condom if I ever had sex.
He said, “Any person willing to have sex with you will sleep with almost anyone else.”

• 👪 Family

Which one doesn’t belong: eggs, your wife, or a blow job?

The blow job. You can beat your eggs and your wife but you can’t beat a blow job.

Wife was cleaning 12 year old son’s bedroom
When she finds a load of serious bondage gear and fetish mags. She asks her husband “what do we do?”

Husband says “I’m no expert, but I wouldn’t fucking spank him.”

• 👪 Family

Your masturbation is none of my business.

You do you.