I came, I clicked,
When I was a teen, my dad showed me a 30 minute PowerPoint presentation on why one should always wear a condom during sex.
All the slides were just pictures of me.
Short joke 👇
More jokes 👇
- A vegan said to me, “people who sell meat are gross!”โฆ
- I hate that SEPTember, OCTober, NOVember, and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th monthsโฆ
- Girls who talks about girls’ problems are greatโฆ
- I was telling a girl I met in a bar last night about my uncanny ability to guess the day a woman was born on just by feeling her titsโฆ
- Yesterday, I changed a light bulb, crossed the street, and walked into a barโฆ
- An Irish dad calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, โI hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcingโฆ