I came, I clicked,
Wife was breastfeeding.
Her: the baby sure is taking his time getting his meal in
Me: yeah he is really milking it
Short joke 👇
More jokes 👇
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- An Englishman is hiking in Scotland and he pauses to drink from a streamโฆ
- Doctor *handing me my new born baby*: I’m sorry but your wife didn’t make itโฆ
- While walking down the street one day, a senator is tragically hit by a truck and killedโฆ