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An Englishman is hiking in Scotland and he pauses to drink from a stream.

A passing shepherd calls out โ€œDinnae drink frae that, itโ€™s all fulla coo piss an shite!โ€
The Englishman says to him in a cut-glass accent โ€œIโ€™m terribly sorry, my good fellow, would you very much mind repeating that in the Queenโ€™s English?โ€
And the shepherd says โ€œIโ€™m terribly sorry sir, I was only asking if you would like to borrow this tin cup and get a proper drink?โ€