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An Englishman is hiking in Scotland and he pauses to drink from a stream.
A passing shepherd calls out โDinnae drink frae that, itโs all fulla coo piss an shite!โ
The Englishman says to him in a cut-glass accent โIโm terribly sorry, my good fellow, would you very much mind repeating that in the Queenโs English?โ
And the shepherd says โIโm terribly sorry sir, I was only asking if you would like to borrow this tin cup and get a proper drink?โ
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